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scoolio @ 2007-04-17T01:25:00

2007-04-17T06:28:13Z

Thought that everything was perfect
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
Thought you thought that I was worth it
Now I think a little differently
All I wanted was your Love

I've seen a man cry.
I've seen a man shout out, afraid of losing the woman he loves.
I've seen a woman lying to her man flat out,
'bout who she's been with and where she was.
I've seen 'em both fight,
and try to figure it out.
This fight isn't going anywhere

scoolio @ 2007-03-31T03:19:00

2007-03-31T08:21:58Z

"You control your attitude. You control your mood. So if you are having a bad day, you are the only one to blame."

well asshole, who the fuck is responsible for a good day?

scoolio @ 2007-02-28T01:51:00

2007-02-28T07:53:07Z

hello kids. its been a while.

how you doin?

FYI:

2006-09-04T19:07:14Z

i screw up a lot. sorry.

scoolio @ 2006-08-28T01:18:00

2006-08-28T06:22:12Z

When life hands you a lemon......you throw it back and say
'Bitch! Give me an orange!'

I Love you Hilary!

LYL - GLY - PIP

scoolio @ 2006-08-19T11:11:00

2006-08-19T16:12:33Z

I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness sir.

scoolio @ 2006-07-17T01:25:00

2006-07-17T06:26:42Z

I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!

scoolio @ 2006-06-03T08:51:00

2006-06-03T13:50:16Z

i can be a little bitch sometimes, ya know what i mean

Ive been thinking about getting a pet...

2006-04-30T01:45:06Z

*edit* i got him a buddy too, meh....

scoolio @ 2006-03-29T00:35:00

2006-03-29T06:38:54Z

scoolio @ 2005-12-08T23:53:00

2005-12-09T05:56:44Z

even though it took three hours to get home, its officially break. mmmmm.... thats nice.

scoolio @ 2005-12-07T01:23:00

2005-12-07T07:26:41Z

Today we salute you Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD, along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. Im sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing, because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Winter break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So, crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew after that last exam, because for most of us winter break will be spent in rehab

scoolio @ 2005-12-06T01:02:00

2005-12-06T07:06:20Z

i used to be so big and strong.
i used to know my right from wrong.
i used to never be afraid.
i used to be somebody.

i used to have something inside.
now just this hole it's open wide.
used to want it all.
i used to be somebody.

i'll cross my heart and hope to die.
but the needle's already in my eye.
and all the world's weight is on my back and i don't even know why.
and what i used to think was me is just a fading memory.
i looked him right in the eye and said "goodbye."

scoolio @ 2005-11-15T22:56:00

2005-11-16T04:56:46Z

i barely have the motivation
they say i suffer from a lack of seratonin synapses
they happen too
infrequently for me to be functioning properly
racing thoughts and wasted time
it's the same old story-line

scoolio @ 2005-11-08T20:15:00

2005-11-09T02:16:46Z

~~i think theres something wrong with me.~~
i know theres something wrong with me.

scoolio @ 2005-10-30T01:34:00

2005-10-30T06:36:53Z

Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter.

scoolio @ 2005-10-25T22:10:00

2005-10-26T03:12:07Z

would you like to carve a pumpkin with me? not the same pumpkin, but different ones in the same place at the same time?

thats a huge bitch!

2005-10-14T06:44:28Z

h'ok. so im not a big scardy or anything, but there are some bugs, that just make my skin crawl. its like 130, i have to pee so i go. im done, wash my hands you know the deal i reach for the door and whoooaaaaaa! jump out like like a secret agent with the security door closing on me.

me-holy shit, remember those two bugs i told you came into my room, i found their mommy. its this big
sister-is that what the whoa was, its not really that big.
me-ok, well no, but its the size of my pinky
sister-no its not
me-with the legs and, yes it is come look.
sister-holy shit! kill it!

so i hit the thing with a fly swatter, it falls and starts to scatter. so i wind up and smash it. it disappears, but it left a few bits behind. so i dont know if i just shot this thing somewhere across the house, or if i just crushed it into dust. (which i cleaned part of it up) but now im all itchy and this damn bug is irritating me. at least if i had a carcas to draw and quarter, you know, put its head on a spike as a sign of warning to the other bugs. idono where i was going with this.

anyway, how ya doin?

*EDIT* it was not a spider, just a large unidentified beast creature

scoolio @ 2005-10-12T00:25:00

2005-10-12T05:28:59Z

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

dont be so surprised when i turn out to be a disappointment.

scoolio @ 2005-10-11T22:24:00

2005-10-12T03:25:46Z

And to clarify just what was on that jug...

Either a man and a woman, or dolphins.

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are nine dolphins.
Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

if you still can see the dolphins, look at the shadow between her legs, and the ones that make up the arms and faces, the v shapes are the tail and the rest flows into a crude dolphin shape.

and all those who say they only saw dolphins are full of it.

scoolio @ 2005-10-10T23:50:00

2005-10-11T04:51:11Z

tell me what you see, everyone do it please.

come back tomorrow for whats on the bottle.

scoolio @ 2005-10-06T00:23:00

2005-10-06T05:21:57Z

i feel broken inside. whats up with that?

scoolio @ 2005-10-04T00:06:00

2005-10-04T05:08:44Z

fucking females...

scoolio @ 2005-10-03T13:25:00

2005-10-03T18:27:18Z

i just want to watch some cartoons.

scoolio @ 2005-10-02T10:19:00

2005-10-02T15:21:47Z

Squirrels rock. They can climb trees and stuff. Once I waved to a squirrel, and it waved back. I liked it.